I’m still gloomy that Ro is gone. And so is Dominique.
Dominique spends almost all this week’s show bawling over something or another: her dress, David’s dress, the other team, losing. Someone get her a Valium, stat.
This week’s task is to design a gown for a high-society charity ball. For a housewife.
Let me just say that I have never watched any Real Housewives episode. Not one. But it takes about 10 seconds to realize they are all insane.
I mean …
Sadly, Kim Z. isn’t here. And Bethenny is skating for her life, mouth agape.
So we’re left with these girls, whoever they are. House of Emerald chooses
But it doesn’t matter, because Golnessa (BEST NAME EVER) and her weird bottom and side vajayjay are gone. I’m talking about the dress, people.
Calvin designs two dresses for Teresa, and ends up with strange draping. He’s still about the drama, but it’s not really his fault this week. Crazy housewives and dreary designers — I’d puff up, too.
David turns a TRAGIC Peter Pan-drag look — were those wings? — into simple grace, mostly thanks to his fellow designers. Eduardo is, as always, fabulous and again wins the challenge.